Wow. That is stellar. I also give thanks to your The Wife.
There’s actually a lot of info about this “Dimitri” fellow pumping through the tubes. He’s a Toronto guy, like me (416 represent!), and he runs dating seminars, very Frank T.J. Mackey-type stuff, it seems. He’s got his own site, or just do a search on “Dimitri the Lover”. Major sleeze.