There’s a sucker born every minute.

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

That’s right, I couldn’t resist. The interweb made me do it. I spent 2 whole dollars on Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr Pepper. And, I hate Dr. Pepper. I’m not even in to soda…too sweet for me, but Cherry Chocolate Rain has been stuck in my head for days!

So I guess you’re wondering, “How’s it taste?”

Er, agh, bleh.

The Wife summed up CCDDP’s unique flavor profile as, “A diet scratch and sniff sticker.”

That’s about right.

3 Responses to “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

  1. Myrtle Says:

    I love Dr. Pepper. I mean, I LOVE Dr. Pepper, but all of their “flavors” are pure barf. When I got drunk at our Thanksgiving party, I grabbed what I thought was a plain Dr. Pepper out of the ice chest on my way to my house, and I when I popped it open and drank, it was the fucking “Berries and Cream” Dr. Pepper. Your old lady it right – it’s like stuffing a Strawberry Shortcake dolly in a can.

  2. mrcanacorn Says:

    Remember the slogan: “Get Berried in Cream”? I think I saw that series when I worked at a porn store….it was next Lactation Nation.

  3. Myrtle Says:

    The best porno title I’ve ever seen at a porno shop was (AND I SWEAR ON MY MOMS GRAVE ON THIS) – “Is This True Love Or Just Another Cock In My Ass?”

    I think it’s true love 🙂

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