Gloves Of Metal!

Yet another reason to love MANOWAR!

“MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favorite metal band. MANOWAR has heard these requests and delivered. The new MANOWAR condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships.

This special “Warrior’s Shield” is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in color. All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD’s. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom.

The “Warrior’s Shield” is individually packaged with the white MANOWAR logo emblazoned on the package. The “Warrior’s Shield” is sold five (5) condoms per bag.

Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.”


GLOVES OF METAL!

2 Responses to “Gloves Of Metal!”

  1. Myrtle Says:

    W.A.S.P. should have came out with this first.

    Packaged with some rubber claws and a tail.

    🙂

  2. Pomdog Says:

    They should make it an even 6 pack. I mean, you need 5 for the weekend, & a backup in case for Sunday night.


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