HOLY CATS! It’s another totally awesome masculine specimen of manliness.
COMMANDER USA (Soaring super hero! Legion of Decency – Retired)
Jim Hendricks…I have no idea when this guy was born or if he’s still alive.
I spent many hours with The Commander and his sidekick Lefty in the 80s…we watched some of the crappiest movies along with some real gems right in my living room! Actually, he was in Jersey, but it felt like he was right there in San Antonio…hanging with The Commander was so much cooler than riding bikes with my friends (especially since I don’t know how to ride a bike), swimming (especially since I don’t know how to swim), or playing football (especially since I hate sports). The Commander seemed like the kind of guy that you could have a few beers and a couple of smokes with while chewing the rag about movies, chicks, music, and all the important things life has to offer. You knew he’d always be interested and enthusiastic about whatever you had to say and you could always depend on him to talk straight and keep it real…I mean, he’s a retried superhero for Christ’s sake.
To steal (and amend) something Bruce McCulloch once said, “The Commander, he don’t give me no shit and he don’t fuck around and he’s just the fucking coolest guy and I wanna say I love Commander USA.”
Way before Joel and the bots kept us in stitches with their high-larious commentaries and wacky skits, The Commander had a stranglehold on weekend entertainment for the nerds, losers, and misfits.
The Commander raps!
The Commander and Folksinger Frank!
The Commander’s MYSPACE PAGE.
For lots of videos of the Commander check out commanderusafan818 on YouTube!
And remember, “Keep your nose in the wind… and your tail to yourself…“