Summer Reading

Who likes books?!

Believe it or not, I don’t spend all my time trolling blogs, watching pornographies, and hating on sports…sometimes I actually read real books…on bound paper, no less. Last weekend I hit up Half Price Books and found some real gems.

Not the best picture, I know, but it’s early and I can’t spend all morning trying to take the perfect picture of some paperbacks…some of us have to go to work you know. That being said, I’ll walk you through the titles.

The first two are by L. Ron Hubbard: DIANETICS and SCIENTOLOGY: A NEW STUDY ON LIFE. Once I read these…say goodbye to my REACTIVE MIND, baby!

Next up, FRENCH CONNECTION and FRENCH CONNECTION II! DO YOU PICK YOUR FEET?

Oh, I was super excited to find EXISTENZ! I love me some novelizations…especially the novelization of the best film about anal sex ever made….

Oh snap, it’s RAW DEAL! I sure hope this scene is in the book:

I also hit up the true crime section and found KILLER BODIES! Here, this video will give you a heads up on the story.

Last on the list….a novelization of SQUARE PEGS!?

But before I can get to those….I have to finish:

FRENZIED MUTANT SUPER-RATS BLOODLUSTING FOR HUMAN FLESH….” LAIR!!!

I’d like to thank the GOOD DOCTOR for turning me on to James Herbert’s mutant rat books!

So keep reading, everyone…and remember,

READING IS SEXY!