Things I Decided Today

Wouldn’t the SEX IN THE CITY movie be better if Shane, Taylor Hayes, Alisha Klass, and Mari Possa were the stars? Seriously…

A sensuous and ironic movie about four oldish, (but strangely) still desirable, virtually inseparable, anal queens who lead and confide in each-other their ever changing and confusing sex lives, as different as their natures.

Cinematic gold.

Not sure who I’m talking about, youngster….careful with Googling those names….

6 Responses to “Things I Decided Today”

  1. Soylent Steve Says:

    The Sex In The City Movie would be better if I didn’t know it existed….seriously.

    It should be titled ….”Death to Erections….Horseface’s Revenge…Electric Boogaloo.”

    Stop sniffing cleaning products and get serious will ya.

    Slacker.

  2. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I don’t get Sex and the City. It seems to be a stereotypical swishy gay guy live action cartoon. I’m surprised all those anal porn chicks are alive, if they are.

  3. mrcanacorn Says:

    I have to admit that I’m fond of ol’ horseface…(see also Tori spelling)…sorry about your erection…maybe if SJP was wearing cotton panties…oh wait, I forgot, little Stevie doesn’t like white cotton panties.

  4. mrcanacorn Says:

    Shannon Hewitt…alive

    Tara Ellyn Smith…alive

    Alicia Lynn Pieri…alive

    Mirna Granados…alive

    I guess ass-to-mouth isn’t the “silent killer” my High School guidance counselor warned me about after all.

  5. bwanavoodoo Says:

    technically maybe, but not for long.

  6. Pomeroy! Says:

    Sex and the City…

    Boooooooooooo!


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