Things I Decided Today

Need help with Chemistry?

Just ask a drug dealer.

Thanks Ghost, oh and you too Chef Reakwon!

Awesome sample by Jimmy Van & Richard Hieronymus!

Yeah, We’re All Heroes Here…Twat

This may not be an original concept….but it’s a concept I find highly amusing.

No Masks

No Powers

No Heroics

Snapshot Of Awesomeness

When was the last time you watched a ninja movie from the 1980s?

If your answer wasn’t, “Yesterday,” it’s been too long.

Snapshot courtesy of 1983s REVENGE OF THE NINJA.

Hold On Baby, Here We Go…

With any luck, I will be accomplishing the equivalent of the Triple Lindy in Chemistry this semester!

“The Central Science”

Well kids, I hate to say it, but things will be slowing down here at Awesomeness for a while. School starts next week, so it’s time for this Canacorn to hit the books and finally get that A in Chemistry!

I know some of you out there thought I blogged a bit too much for my own good anyway…so you’re finally getting your wish! I’m not really sure if I’ll be keeping up with the regular features you’ve all come to love and/or hate, like MAN-UP MONDAYS, TWO FOR TUESDAYS, FETISH FRIDAYS, and DONNA MARTIN SEASON 5 FASHIONS….you’re just gonna’ have to go somewhere else to get your fix.

Don’t fret! I’m sure I’ll be able to find the time to post something over the next 4 months, so don’t abandon me altogether! I know your days will be a bit darker and your nights a bit lonelier without me, but I promise to hit you guys up with a little bit of Awesomeness every once in a while!

Oh, and just because I won’t be posting as much doesn’t mean that I won’t still be lurking around on your blogs!

So stay classy and sassy, everyone!

And remember, even though we may be silently judging you over our plates of pasta, Spaghetti Cat and I still love you!

Oh, okay, one more video:

CANACORN, OUT!

Good To Know…

Have you ever wondered if there was a simple online quiz that could tell you who you really are? Well check it…there is.

What Member Of The Village People Are You?

Sounds about right.

Oh…and a video for your weekend…ENJOY!

Awesomeness Deserves The Spaghetti Cat

People who misbehave get the Spaghetti Cat treatment. In other words, the Riddle of Spaghetti Cat remains just that.” –Juliet AnnMarie Huddy

I have to say that Spaghetti Cat is the new Awesomeness For Awesome’s Sake mascot. Just look at him! Man, that cat is some serious trouble.

Fetish Fridays!

Okay, Fetish Fans, this one is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

I’m really open to all sorts of fetishes…not that I practice a whole bunch of them, but I usually don’t get all judgmental and creeped out if consenting adults want to sit on cakes and fart up a chocolaty explosion of deliciousness or whatever the fuck they’re into this week.

But when it comes to legal fetishes I really don’t understand no matter how open-minded I claim to be, there’s only one that makes my skin crawl and my eyes sweat.

Are you ready? Truthfully, I’m not sure that I am…but here goes:

INFANTILISM

GROAN………Seriously? I started to do all sorts of research for this one…but kind of lost my nerve when I found this:


I hate you, PLASTIC MOMMY, I really do.

That’s about when I got all, “Fuck this noise,” and decided to just throw in a link to POPULATION PASTE‘s 2006 post on Adult Babies. It’s NSFW (like most links in this here post) but Rob pretty much covers it..and supplies the brave of heart with some links so you can further your studies on this amazingly freaky fetish…shudder.

Soooo, I know you still have one question you want to ask.

Hey Canacorn, what about the Furries? Can they be adult babies too?”

Good question. The answer is………

BABYFUR. That’s right. Babyfur.

Here’s a snippet from good ol’ Wikifur:

When cubbing out in both the real world and in online roleplaying, the level of connection to the role will vary between each player. Some babyfurs will become so involved and yearn for such an authentic childish mentality that they will use speech impediments and baby talk to communicate. Very few babyfurs make a habit out of using babytalk in the real world, similar to a gay lisp. Depending on the situation, a babyfur could even develop a habit of whining or crying to get what he/she wants from a caregiver or another roleplayer.

In light online role-playing, babyfurs may toddle, crawl and wag their tails playfully while the sounds of crinkling diapers abound. Pouncing, giggling, cuddling, snuggling and tummy rubbing ensue with the maximum possible level of cuteness.

Child-like behaviour, baby animal sounds and an emphasis on cuteness are widespread among furry fans when among themselves, even those who don’t call themselves babyfurs and who don’t participate in other babyfur activities described here, such as diapers or baby clothing.

While most babyfurs are closely attached to the development of young humans, a different approach can be found in online role-play, where newborn zoomorphic and anthropomorphic characters often grow up at a similar pace as wild animals, doing without accessories such as diapers and learning to walk in a short time. This has the practical advantage of sooner getting into an age that allows interesting role-play even for non-babyfurs when playing a character since birth. As in nature, opinions on when a character can be considered adult vary greatly.

Fuck me. What’s wrong with people?

That’s it….I have had enough of Fetish Friday for today. We’ll find something a little less creepy next week…maybe something innocuous like Erotophonophilia.

Tagged…By My Own Wife

Over at his new (and not just horror themed) zombie vs shark tumblog, Justin made something that I just had to show The Wife!

Well, she loved it so much that she decided to make a meme out of it…and she tagged me.

So this is what’s what:

Type your answer to the questions into flickr search
-Using only the first page, pick an image
-Copy and paste each of the urls in the Mosaic Maker

1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3.What high school did you go to?
4.What is your favorite color?
5.Who is your celebrity crush?
6.What is your favorite drink?
7.What is your dream vacation?
8.What is your favorite dessert?
9.What do you want to do when you grow up?
10.Who/ what do you love most in life?
11.Choose one word that describes you?
12.What is your Flickr name?

See a larger size HERE!

1. Coreys Pumpkin, 2. I Love Macaroni & Cheese, 3. Hotel John Marshall, 4. A Splash Of Lime,
5. Tori Spelling, 6. I Feel Like Hank Williams Tonight, 7. japan,
8. mmmummm..mummm…mmmmummmmumumum, 9. Dental Hygiene, 10. porch and luckykitty 006, 11. Fort Awesome, Harvard Yard, 12. Hot can of Corn Potage

So, in all fairness I’m gonna’ tag a few friends and see if they want to play along.

The Swede over at What’s Up Dude is waaaay too busy watching teevee and dreaming of Monte Cristo sandwiches to be bothered to blog…but who knows?

The super awesome and talented MB (sorry boys, she’s married) at JunkDrawer has been AFK for quite a while…but you never know when she might pop back into our lives, so it’s worth a shot.

Soylent Steve was too stupid to figure out WordPress but he still blogs on Myspace (fucking Troglodyte)…I’d link to his blog, but he’s kind of a private guy. Anyway, Steve, you’re invited to play along if you’re up to it.

I’d love to see what kind of demented fun Bwana at The Naked Jungle could whip up as well…but he doesn’t always play well with others, so I won’t hold my breath.

And last but not least, I extend the invite to two of my most favoritest people of the internet: Aunt Jon and Uncle Lancifer from Kindertrauma! But you two can get a pass…I’m not sure if this would really fit into the Kindertrauma landscape…but I thought I’d ask anyway.

Hmmmmmmmmm, it seems like I just asked a group of people who might all be too busy or just not interested to play along in this little experiment….

Oh well, if y’all decide that you want to play, just leave me a comment on this post so I can check out your Flickr Mosaics.

*Oh, one more thing: If you don’t have a Flickr account, you can sign up…for free!

Later, Boners!

Two For Tuesdays!

We’re gonna keep the testosterone pumping today, kids!

Can I get a, “FUCK YEAH?!

I said, “Can I get a FUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYEEEEAAAHHHH?!”

Alright…alright! I got one thing to say to a special someone who’s out in motherfuckin’ Washington DC tonight! I think we all know her and know how she feels about Heavy Fucking Metal muuuusssicc!

How she feeeeeels about OUR FUCKING MUSIC

That’s right…that’s right….I got one fucking thing to say to a little miss Tipper Goooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!

Hey Tipper, better lock up Karenna and Kristin ’cause this first song is dedicated to them!

Alright…alright! Okay, you crazy motherfuckers…one more song and then we’re out of here! Do you have a thing for womeeeeeeeeeeeen? Well if you do, then you’re like me…more than a manmore than an animal

You’re a FUCKING MANIMAL!

You crazy fuckers are the best here at AWESOMENESS! We’re W.A.S.P. and we love you…keep…on…ROCKIN’!!

GOODNIGHT!

*We here at Awesomeness do NOT encourage our readers to live the Rock and Roll lifestyle…it’s bad for you…seriously, just ask Chris: