Things I Decided Today

Another NSFW thought by little ol’ me!

I really have to agree with FatFuckFrank (from The Pirate Bay torrent site) when he said, “goddam, her clit/pussy looks like a bassett hound’s face,” about Denise Masino….

…but I still love ya, Denise.

And I’m dying to watch this movie:

Two For Tuesdays

I’m not going to say how I stumbled upon today’s twofer….but it wasn’t because I was searching for actor, author, and composer, Alan Thicke videos on YouTube or anything…

The first video we’ll watch has so much awesomeness it literally hurts my brain…It’s from the SLAP BET episode of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER…a show I have never even heard of.

But here’s the synopsis:
Ted, Marshall, Lily, and Barney find out that Robin does not want to go to a mall, and Robin doesn’t want anyone to know why she’s afraid of malls. Ted tries to find out why by telling her that he was trapped under a fake rock at a mall in Ohio. Marshall believes that Robin was married in Canada, while Barney believes that Robin did pornography in Canada. They agree to a slap bet (where the winner of the bet slaps the loser as hard as he possibly can) and appoint Lily as the slap bet commissioner.

There’s more, but isn’t that enough to grab your attention? It was for me!

Okay, so on to the awesomeness!

LET’S GO TO THE MALL

But wait…there’s more! Who wants a slow jam? I do!


SANDCASTLES IN THE SAND

Oh, Robin Sparkles, I love you!