Two For Tuesdays!

We’re gonna keep the testosterone pumping today, kids!

Can I get a, “FUCK YEAH?!

I said, “Can I get a FUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYEEEEAAAHHHH?!”

Alright…alright! I got one thing to say to a special someone who’s out in motherfuckin’ Washington DC tonight! I think we all know her and know how she feels about Heavy Fucking Metal muuuusssicc!

How she feeeeeels about OUR FUCKING MUSIC

That’s right…that’s right….I got one fucking thing to say to a little miss Tipper Goooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!

Hey Tipper, better lock up Karenna and Kristin ’cause this first song is dedicated to them!

Alright…alright! Okay, you crazy motherfuckers…one more song and then we’re out of here! Do you have a thing for womeeeeeeeeeeeen? Well if you do, then you’re like me…more than a manmore than an animal

You’re a FUCKING MANIMAL!

You crazy fuckers are the best here at AWESOMENESS! We’re W.A.S.P. and we love you…keep…on…ROCKIN’!!

GOODNIGHT!

*We here at Awesomeness do NOT encourage our readers to live the Rock and Roll lifestyle…it’s bad for you…seriously, just ask Chris:

5 Responses to “Two For Tuesdays!”

  1. K Says:

    Would I be correct in assuming that you’re probably the only blogger in blogdom with categories called “Animal (Fuck Like a Beast)” and “We Are Sexual Perverts”? Especially in conjunction with a “Tipper Gore” category…

    Oh, and I’m going to be in Austin over Labor Day. Just FYI, since I’ll be stalking you and your wife throughout the holiday weekend. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  2. mrcanacorn Says:

    Wha? There is no way I’m the only blogger with these types of categories…it is the internet…and the internet is a dirty dirty place. You know, K, it’s not all food news, French cuisine, chefs, and bento boxes out there!

    Sometimes people (and by people, I mean men) are just looking for some gaping hairy assholes, naked celebs, space gorillas, and “why do you buy a vowel”…yes, these were all searches (from today) that led people to Awesomeness.

    OMG…that means “Oh my God”…you’re coming to Austin? Business or pleasure? If we catch you stalking us we’ll have to drag you to dinner…seriously!

  3. K Says:

    “Gaping hairy assholes”????? BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Your Google search terms trump mine every day of the week. So. Truly. Awesome.

    And yes, we will totally, for real, for serious be in Austin that weekend. A friend of mine is doing the triathlon on Monday, so the hubby and I figured we’d make a weekend out of it. The hubby misses living in Austin so much, though, that trips there are quite dangerous and involve much “Are you SURE you can’t get your company to transfer you here?” post-trip discussions.

    So, yeah. OMFG. We’d definitely be down for dinner. 🙂

  4. bwanavoodoo Says:

    Is this post about Gore Family rape fantasies from the 80’s?
    Is Chris Holmes still alive?

  5. mrcanacorn Says:

    Yes he’s alive…and on MySpace!


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