Oh, Kenley…

After watching last night’s Proj Run, I finally figured out who the delightful Kenley Collins reminds me of.

Years ago I worked with a woman who constantly complained about how she could never keep any friends. Ever since she was a kid, the story always played out the same…Make new friends, spend time with them, then, out of the blue, her friends would drop her like a hot potato! For no reason! It always happened…the same way…every time.

You see, it was her shitty attitude, manipulative behavior, sour disposition, inflated self worth, and her constant badgering and belittling of others that made them unable to remain in a toxic relationship with this poor creature.

So, Kenley, get used to it. Just like my ex-coworker (and ex-friend), it’s happened to you your whole life because you’re the fucking problem.

You’re a jerk…and people generally don’t like jerks.

Oh, good luck at Bryant Park…….jerk.

*Photo from the most awesome PROJECT RUNGAY…check it out…they rule.

Things I Decided Today

Truth be told, I decided this yesterday….

When a female coworker (in her mid-twenties, no less), wearing a scoop neck shirt showcasing her “necklace” of fresh hickeys, asks a break room full of people if anyone has some chap stick she can borrow, the answer is always, “NO FUCKING WAY“.

Rocktober! Day 2

Day two in my month long celebration of metal and horror….

Ah, Elm Street may have lost sexually confused, Jesse Walsh

but it did gain snaggle-toothed hottie, Kristen Parker

and…FUCKING DOKKEN!