Things I Decided Today

Truth be told, I decided this yesterday….

When a female coworker (in her mid-twenties, no less), wearing a scoop neck shirt showcasing her “necklace” of fresh hickeys, asks a break room full of people if anyone has some chap stick she can borrow, the answer is always, “NO FUCKING WAY“.

3 Responses to “Things I Decided Today”

  1. bwanavoodoo Says:

    At least she didn’t ask if anyone had some podophyllin.

  2. mrcanacorn Says:

    I’m proud to say, I had to look that one up. Now that I know what it is, I’m almost sure my “classy” coworker just might need some.

  3. bwanavoodoo Says:

    sadly, I’m familiar with a lot of cures. Mostly 80’s to mid 90’s. Mistakes were made.

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