“How sad it is! I shall grow old, and horrid, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young.”

Momma's Boy

Momma's Boy

Well, who do we have here?

Why it’s, Mr. Ozzy Osbourne Canacorn! The number one cat of the house and The Wife‘s best friend ’till the end!

As y’all may or may not know, we actually have four cats that live with us…I know, crazy…but Ozzy (or Ozymandias, as I sometimes call him…which will become important to today’s post in a minute or two) is definitely the King of the house.

And every King deserves to be immortalized right? Well, I think so…and since I don’t know any sculptors that could whip up a mighty statue of our favorite feline, I decided to do the next best thing. Commission a portrait! But who could do justice to this proud and arrogant beast? What mere mortal hand could possibly capture the Greatness that Ozzy inspires?

As fate would have it, I found such an artist…on MySpace!? You see, I was on the page of one of comic book’s greatest artists and writers, Rick Veitch, when a young lady’s name in his top friends caught my eye.

Leah Moore. Her name may not mean much to you if you’re not familiar with comic books…but some nerds (myself included) would say that she hails from a Royal Bloodline. But more importantly, she does pet portraits! (Just a quick side note here: She’s also an accomplished writer as well.)

Through Leah’s MySpace page I found her Etsy store…success! Not only were there examples of her work…but they were quite good. None of the animals featured were as regal and stately as Ozzy, but I could tell that Leah was definitely the artist for this particular undertaking. I quickly contacted the lovely lady to see if she was up to the task of capturing the timeless beauty of The Oz-man.

After a few pleasant emails to hammer out the details, Leah was set to go! It wasn’t long when she informed me that she was done….and here is the final product:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Needless to say, The Wife and I are more than pleased. I’d like to thank Leah a hundred times over and I can highly recommend her if you have a special pet you need immortalized…

Now hop on over to The Wife’s blog if you want to see some more pics of Leah working on the portrait!

11 Responses to ““How sad it is! I shall grow old, and horrid, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young.””

  1. art_thief Says:

    Well done Mr. Canacorn. Well done.

  2. mrcanacorn Says:

    I know right? Score one for the husband.

  3. Myrtle Says:

    Do you think she would do a portrait of Fat Goo for me? He needs to be immortalized 🙂

  4. Nubra Says:

    Myrtle, wasn’t he immortalized? But I agree… well done!

  5. mrcanacorn Says:

    I bet she’d totally do The Goo for you, Myrt! Just click the link to her Etsy shop and shoot her a convo! Leah’s prices are listed there as well.

    Oh, and when WAS the last time someone did the goo for you anyway…not counting Steve.

  6. Pomeroy! Says:

    Leah Moore… isn’t that Alan Moore’s kid? Or niece?

    I have a man crush on Alan Moore.

    Hail Ozzy!

  7. Soylent Steve Says:

    If I dressed my cat in a necktie he’d scratch my eyes out.

    As it is he lies on the steps like Tina the Twilight Zone doll waiting for me to trip and die.

    Anyway, nice cat. Does it bother you that he dresses better than you do?

  8. Myrtle Says:

    Nice record sleeves, Corn. Heaven forbid Ozzy Cat gets hair all over your Del the Funky Homosapian album 😉

  9. Soylent Steve Says:

    I doubt he’d waste his piss on Corn’s records. Who needs all those Jane Oliver records?

    (cartoon wink)

  10. mrcanacorn Says:

    @ Pom, Correct on the first guess. Hail, indeed.

    @ Steve, Oz is NOT a fan of the homemade collar and tie, but every once in a while he indulges The Wife and gets all Handsome Boy Modeling School.

    @ Myrt and Steve, I know, I’m a bit obsessive….

    Can you believe I don’t own any Del records? But I do have some of his cousin’s, the one and only Ice Cube!

    As for Jane Oliver, blah! I’m a Streisand-Man all the way! Except no imitations!

  11. aunt john Says:

    So adorable, I think I just grew ovaries.

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