A Very Penus Christmas

Who's the blockhead now, Lucy?

Who's the blockhead now, Lucy?

You know, I’ve never really been a big fan of Charles M. Schulz‘s so-called “psychologically complex” and “indelible” comic strip, Peanuts.

Actually, the comic strip that ran during the 50s does contain some beautiful art and decent writing (not as good as Andy Capp though…heh, Andy Capp…his name’s a pun on handicap…oh, man…)…it’s the Peanuts from the 70s and 80s that I really just didn’t get then and certainly don’t get now.

Oh settle down you fucking jackals!
Like that’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard? It’s not like I professed my love for murdering children and raping old ladies! I just never got into some stupid cartoon about some depressed bald kid who had shitty friends and boring adventures.

I mean, really? Why watch that when I could watch something like this?

Did you see that? Savagery, Super-Science, and Sorcery!

Fucking Thundarr rules!

But I digress…Back to that blockhead, Charlie Brown. Maybe I could give Charlie another chance..but only if it wasn’t animated, had porn star, Belladonna, as Lucy, was written and directed by James Gunn, contained some sex, and ended with Charlie Brown systematically slaughtering every last one of these incredibly boring Schulz characters.

Sound too good to be true?

Feast your eyes on this this:

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Thanks, Mr. Gunn, for making this a wonderful Christmas after all!

5 Responses to “A Very Penus Christmas”

  1. Myrtle Says:

    “Bring me the head of Charlie Brown”….literally……..

  2. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I love Thundarr and keep hoping it will hit dvd. Kirby worked on it, Gerber too I think. Originally it was to be a Kamandi cartoon. Oookla the Mok’s name comes from U.C.L.A.. Probably more than you wanted to hear.

  3. mrcanacorn Says:

    It’s not on dvd?! But I’m about to have a son…what in the hell is he supposed to watch? I knew about Kirby but the whole U.C.L.A. name is new to me.

    I can never have enough Thundarr trivia.

  4. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I have them all on vhs but i would think it will be released. My kids love the original Birdman and Space Ghost comps that came out so I’m sure they would like Thundarr.

  5. Scandy Tangerine Man Says:

    I want to cry at iconic injustice of it all, but my erection won’t let me.

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