Fetish Fridays! NSFW In 09

Well, it’s a new year here at Awesomeness…and while there might be some changes at your favorite (that’s debatable) time waster, one thing will still be here for your depraved needs.

Fetish Fridays is still going strong!

There's really a site called nun whores? Yep.

There's really a site called nun whores? Yep.

And today I bring you a splash of blasphemy to add to your morning cup of moral perversion.

Um, you're doing it wrong?

Um, you're doing it wrong?

That’s right, we’re talking nuns…and sex.

Now I was raised Roman Catholic and I’ve seen my fair share of nuns in my life…but none were like Sister Sucks-a-lot over here. But over at Nun Whores they promise to change your mind about how you think about nuns:

“You think they’re usually that dull, modest and docile? You’re wrong as some of those young beings are not strong enough to hold the lecherous inside devil restrained and powerless. That inner passion is strong enough to drive them into the sinful frenzy – naked nuns live their rooms deep at night and gather in the remote place for their orgies! You must see this as the scene is too hot to bear that calm!”

There’s something about that quote from Nun Whores…it almost seems to be written in some sort of code my brain just can’t crack. Seriously, read it again. Weird, huh? Anyway, I bet you’re wondering just how in Hell did I even find out about Nun Whores!

That’s easy, silly…NUNSPLOITATION.NET, duh. And how did I find out about that site? Well, my blog buddy, Tenebrous Kate, just happens to review movies for this wickedly sinful corner of the internet! They’re pretty much the one stop shopping center for all things (and by things, I mean porn) Nun-tastic!

But they don’t just review nun exploitation movies…oh no, my friends, they also cover the woefully(?) small genre of Nunerotica….that’s code for nun porn….you know you want to click it…who’s gonna know? Other than God, I mean.

Japan...2 big bombs, 1 little island.

Japan...2 big bombs, 1 little island.

Still not exactly what you want…never fear, there’s a whole anime section too!

That’s right, creeps, you can also see cutesy cartoon nuns get raped by demons, priests, and even other nuns!

Good times!

Oh, and if you prefer the pictures in your mind instead of the ones on your computer screen, there’s some hot nun fiction in the Convent Library! Here’s a teaser from “Partying with Sister Ann” by Jan:

Roberta froze and held her breath as she watched. Sister
Ann took her mouth away from the tit and pulled Paula’s skirt
up around her waist. She fished around under the skirt and
found the waistband of Paula’s panties and pulled them down.
Paula had to move her feet long enough for the nun to pull the
panties over her shoes. She watched as the nun put her hooded
head between Paula’s legs. She could not see what the nun was
doing. She could tell by the look on Paula’s face that she was
enjoying what ever she was doing.

Wow…um…I think I need to say a few Our Fathers and a couple of Hail Marys after today…but first, one last image..it’s small…but it’s a doozy…oh, and there’s a video!

Nuns...double fisting.

Nuns...double fisting.

You’re going to Hell if you want to watch the double fisting nuns…I’ll save you a seat.

15 Responses to “Fetish Fridays! NSFW In 09”

  1. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I only saw single fisting, alternating between both hands. Sure, I’m nitpicking but still. I would think some of your more genteel readers may be troubled by your fisting nuns. Andrea Dworkin for one and maybe a couple other tight asses.

  2. Tenebrous Kate Says:

    I think being raised Episcopalian, which is pretty much Lite Beer Catholic, is what led to my fascination with all things nunny and naughty-nunny.

    That Engrishey intro to NunWhores is pretty astonishing! The more I read it… the less it actually makes sense. Crazy…

  3. mrcanacorn Says:

    @ Bwana: That’s funny you mention my slight error in double fisting…I noticed my mistake as well.

    Let me make it up to you: same nuns both fists.

    Jesus, don’t go dragging Ms. Dworkin into this…it’s not like I’m Chuck Traynor! As for my readers….I think they know what they’re getting themselves into at this point…if they still come around.

    @ TK: You nailed it! The Wife said the same thing when she read it…it does seem to be translated! I actually kind of like it…I wonder if I could start writing my blog that way?

  4. mrcanacorn Says:

    @ Bwana: That’s funny you mention my slight error in double fisting…I noticed my mistake as well.

    Let me make it up to you: same nuns both fists.

    Jesus, don’t go dragging Ms. Dworkin into this…it’s not like I’m Chuck Traynor! As for my readers….I think they know what they’re getting themselves into at this point…if they still come around.

    @ TK: You nailed it! The Wife said the same thing when she read it…it does seem to be translated! I actually kind of like it…I wonder if I could start writing my blog that way?

  5. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I don’t know why Dworkin is such a buzzkill, she’s so fucking hot.
    Traynor was smeared by that lying dogfucker Linda Lovelace.

  6. mrcanacorn Says:

    I should really post some hot pics of Dworkin at Awesomeness…but there are so many to choose from…

  7. Scandy Man Says:

    Being a fan of nunsploitation.net for quite some time, it’s always been a comfort to know that there is such an all-inclusive depot for the sacrilicious brides of Christ.
    And thank the Lard for Germany.
    ShamWow AND Nun porn. But you know those Germans, they always make good stuff.

  8. mrcanacorn Says:

    You’re so right Scandy Man, the Germans are all about quality.

  9. bwanavoodoo Says:

    Dworkin looks like some sort of middle earth dwellin’ , hobbit eatin’ monster. Hot!
    My brother has a theory about German porn being driven by war guilt and shame.

  10. Scandy Man Says:

    Dealing with a shameful heritage by producing some of the (arguably) most blasphemous, vile, and offensive adult entertainment on the planet? Interesting. Not sure if I buy it, but interesting.

    I would think the shame would more likely come from purchasing and actually enjoying it.
    <_<

  11. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I think he ( my brother) was mainly talking about the various german scat porn. But American porn has been doing the same shit probably longer than the German, but it has been out of distribution for so long and was mainly super 8 loops. Even big budget American porn had pissing till the mid 80’s.
    I suppose the shame in nun porn would be for Catholics. As a heathen, a nun is just another chick for me.

  12. magner Says:

    somebody knows the name of this film

    • mrcanacorn Says:

      I have no idea the name of fisty nun movie…sorry, Magner. Anyone else able to help a brother out?


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