Fetish Fridays! The NSFW Animation Edition

simpsons164gif-for-web-large Hey wow, it’s The Simpsons!

The Simpsons? At Fetish Fridays!?What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on here? I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!

Heh…Blazing Saddles?

Anyone?

Um…..And speaking of laying track, ever wanted to see characters from “the most irreverent and unapologetic show on the air” get all porny and freaky with each other in all sorts of way wrong situations?

Sure you do! Everyone loves The Simpsons!

I’ll start you off with an easy one, okay?

Feeling a little weird?

Feeling a little weird?

Kind of fucked up right? Well, let me tell you, you haven’t seen nothin’ yet! And get this, I’m gonna’ go real easy on you today (except for the last two images at the end of this post…there will only be one more warning)…I will be staying away from the incest and the underage stuff (just Google that yourself, sick-oand it doesn’t make it okay ’cause they’re cartoons)…but we are gonna’ get a little gay and things are certainly not going to be acceptable in any way, shape, or form…

Not acceptable

Not acceptable

Like this image.

And why is this not acceptable? Because we all know that it should be Poochie bangin’ Marge on the kitchen floor and not Santa’s Little Helper…duh.

God, who draws this stuff for the internet?

Dear internet, please provide me with more Poochie porn as quickly as possible.
Love, Mr. Canacorn XOXO

Nothing? Okay, then…moving on. What could be next? HMMMMM…Since we’ve covered bestiality, let’s go with the whole shemale phenomena next!

I know, I know, you can’t throw a rock at the internet these days without hitting some tranny in her erect cock…(just wait until next Friday…)

Marge have penis? That’s unpossible.

Marge have penis? That’s unpossible.

Wow. I ask again, who draws this stuff for the internet?

Here’s a better question: Who looks at this stuff on the internet?

Here’s an even better question: Who in the fuck pays $39.95 a month to look at Simpson Porn on the internet?! $39.95?! A month?! Are you fucking brain damaged? What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Sorry….I don’t mean to freak out on Fetish Fridays. I know I say “we don’t judge here at Awesomeness“, but the internet is making it real fucking hard for me to keep my cool and be “okay” with all the weird crap the internet people are into these days.

Seriously, sometimes I just have to wonder what in the fuck is wrong with some people?

SighMoving on!

That's right...just cartoon dicks.

That's right...just cartoon dicks.

Let’s get all crazy-gay up in this party of wrongness, huh?

Bet you thought I’d be going with Mr. Burns and Smithers (too obvious) or even Itchy and Scratchy (like that could even happen)…but I liked the composition and message of this one with Apu and Homer…and it’s got hot dogs in it (MMMMM, hot dogs).

I found it on a site called Just Cartoon Dicks.com!

Just. Cartoon. Dicks. Who knew?

Alright, I’ve had just about as much as I can stand…but I know I promised you guys not one, but two, final images today.

I also promised y’all a warning.

THIS IS YOUR WARNING! THE NEXT 2 IMAGES ARE ERO GURO.

Not sure what that means? Well, click the link (don’t worry, it will take you to Wikipedia) or feast your eyes on this:

It's no Yoshitoshi...

It's no Yoshitoshi...

And, my favorite:

It's all about the scissors for me.

It's all about the scissors for me.

My work is done here…

2 Responses to “Fetish Fridays! The NSFW Animation Edition”

  1. bwanavoodoo Says:

    Plumper Marge is hot. This makes me feel better about my Bratz/Gorilla orgy diorama.

  2. art thief Says:

    Read that a guy in Australia was convicted of possessing child porn because he had some Bart/Lisa images on his computer. Neil Gaiman points out that since they were first drawn in the late 80’s, they are both well over 18.


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