Fetish Fridays! Always NSFW

Hey there! Miss me last Friday? I bet it wasn’t me that you were missing…it was the dirty pictures and naughty links, wasn’t it? It’s cool, you can be honest…It doesn’t hurt my feelings that some of you porndogs only drop by Awesomeness once a week just to get your fetish on.

So, what should we discuss today?

gia-002 Oh! I think I promised you guys and gals something to do with Shemales for this week!

As you can see by my autographed picture of Gia Darling, we are transgendered friendly at Casa Canacorn….but I think I want to cover something just a little bit different today.

Ever hear of Futanari? I bet some of you have, but you’re more familiar with the Americanized name of “Dickgirls“.

I know, real creative, right?

Okay, for those of y’all who don’t know what in the heck I’m talking about, here’s some descriptions from good ol’ Wiki:

The term futanari is usually reserved for characters drawn in an anime art style.

The traditional form of futanari in which the female character is depicted as having both male and female sexual organs (the penis sprouting out above the clitoris and vagina).

A variation on this form in which the penis takes the place of the clitoris.

A variation on the two above forms in which the testicles are omitted (i.e. the character will have a penis but no testicles).

It is interesting to note that, in some cases, the futanari character is depicted as having a penis and/or testicles that have grown to a size which is physically impossible.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, this all sounds a bit curious and kind of bizarre…which is just what we like here at Awesomeness, but futanari is usually animated…and we did animation last time. I’d hate to repeat myself…I wonder if there’s some real live futanari out there on the internet?

Of course there is!

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WTF? Seriously.

WTF? Seriously.

The pic is kind of small, but I think you get the gist of it.

Not convinced this is your thing?

Well, peep some teaser videos HERE…or take some time to meet the girls by reading their bios and checking out their cum cannons HERE!

I think my favorite gal just might be Martiza Meatsaber….or maybe it’s Stephani Spurtswad

Well, maybe you can decide which sexy teen chicks with a huge fuck stick you like best at Futanaria.com….but God knows I just can’t decide.

Wow, I can feel your resistance to this one from here…what’s wrong? It’s the whole giant cock and balls on a chick thing isn’t it? Would it make you feel better if I told you that the penis isn’t real? It’s fake…it’s okay…really.

Alright, I’ll stop.

You know, maybe Bakunyū is more your thing! How does this grab ya’?

Holy Mary, mother of God!

Holy Mary, mother of God!

That’s better isn’t it? Gigantic tits on a chick is so much easier to wrap your brain around than a gigantic dick on a chick, right? Well, you should hop on over to Mastasia.com and see what they have to offer you….you won’t be disappointed.

4 Responses to “Fetish Fridays! Always NSFW”

  1. Tenebrous Kate Says:

    You’ll be delighted to know that you’ve introduced me to two–two–flavors of fetish that I didn’t know had a codified name. Thanks for that! I look forward to the edification that so frequently accompanies Fetish Fridays.

  2. bwanavoodoo Says:

    That Gia Darling went way overboard with the plastic surgery. Gross. You could throw a rock in Brazil and hit twenty that are better looking. Stay away from the Thai ones though, they practice black magic.

  3. mrcanacorn Says:

    Glad I could help out TK! I for one, appreciate your well written comments and your extensive vocabulary! It seems that the biggest fans of the edutainment that is Fetish Fridays are mostly women…who knew? I always thought the men that frequent Awesomeness would be more into my special day, but its the women who love it most…or maybe they’re just more vocal about it…

    Bwana, you’re right…Gia’s a huge fan of Dolly Parton and it’s really starting to show. While she might not be the best looking tranny around these days, she was one of the first I remember from Dreamers…and she’s the nicest one I’ve encountered on MySpace. That’s how I got her autograph…I jut sent over a SASE and got my signed one-sheet in about a week. What a nice lady.

    Oh, she even has her own site detailing her surgeries HERE!

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