It seems that B has a new dvd coming out called GAPE MAN 2…and on said dvd is an incredible hip hop track performed by B all about his ability to cause “mass ass destruction in da pink meat.”
Are you guys on board here? You do know what the gape is right?
Look, I know I’ve posted some questionable material on here before, but I’m not so sure about hitting you guys up with this particular extreme porn niche.
Um, okay, how do I explain this one? You know what the definition of the word gape is. Now apply that to the human anus. It should look something like this in your mind…but more wet and inflamed looking:
So wanna’ hear some of B Pumper‘s music? Me too.
Lucky for us he’s got a channel on YouTube! Here’s his video for “Fucked Ya Girl“:
I don’t know, B…it’s a little weak in the beat, rhyme, and flow areas. Sorry, B…you know what, maybe it’s just me? After reading about The Gape Man Rap none of your other songs are gonna’ cut it.
Alright, let’s do this then….here it is…I want it, you want it…click at your own risk…THE NO WAY IN HELL IS THIS VIDEO EVEN REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK AND IT WILL PROBABLY MAKE YOU THROW UP BUT YOU JUST CAN’T RESIST THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS THE GAPE MAN 2 RAP.
Dear God, please don’t let my mother read my blog…..