Fetish Fridays! NSF…You Should Know By Now

giant-black-cock Well I was all set to do a Black History Month post for Fetish Fridays this week, but I just can’t do it.

I’m sorry Black Americans…it’s just that I haven’t had a godamned fucking cigarette in days and I’m going out of my godamned fucking mind over here!

I can’t focus…I have no desire to surf the web and cobble together a half decent post for the faithful FF readers…

Oh give me a break, you know what, find your own stupid fucking porn you lazy sacks of shit! What else do you need me to do for this morning?! You need me to come over and grind your fucking coffee for you?! Need more butter on your toast, motherfucker?! Well fuck you, you lucky son of a bitch! I hope you enjoy your fabulous fucking day doing everything you want to fucking do because you’re so fucking awesome….oh my…

…uh, sorry, it’s the cravings talking. I didn’t mean it. I like doing FF for you guys. It’s just that I’ve become a miserable bastard these past few days. The Wife can’t stand me, my coworkers are scared of me…Hell, I’m so sick and tired of all my bitching and moaning I want to punch myself in the fucking dick already.

My brain is seriously fried…the world has become a horrible place…I wish I could show you what I’m going through…I’m confused…disorientated…scared

Oh, okay…peep this…this video is what a typical workday looks like to me without cigarettes:

What the fuck, right? I’m telling you, I’m not right without my smokey friends.

Whoop-dee-do, Mr. Canacorn can’t have a cigarette…I know, I suck…fuck off already. You don’t understand…I’m a fucking mess. You know what I did the other day? I bought The Wife a Valentine’s Day present…it was a cute bunny necklace she really wanted way back in August of last year. Great job, huh? What an awesome husband I am!


Now it’s last minute V-Day shopping with the rest of the fucking lame ass husbands and boyfriends that are forcing themselves to buy something…anything…so they can hopefully get a blowjob on their fucking birthday or so she’ll shut the fuck up already about whatever it is she never shuts the fuck up about. Which fucking sucks, ’cause I’m not like those guys.

See? The moaning and complaining is fucking nauseating. God, why have you forsaken me?!

Okay, one last image before I go to work and suffer for another excruciating 24 hours.


7 Responses to “Fetish Fridays! NSF…You Should Know By Now”

  1. bwanavoodoo Says:

    Hey, occasional Fetish Friday is back! And he has got his tit in a wringer about something.

  2. mrcanacorn Says:

    Hey wow! I almost got it right too. Oh well, next time…whenever that will be.

  3. bwanavoodoo Says:

    Talk about your black freighter!
    Got what right?

  4. mrcanacorn Says:

    Well, I posted a FF but failed to discuss any sort of fetish or freaky sex act…I was a bit preoccupied to say the least.

    In other news…maybe I can review this for the Film Club? God, what’s wrong with me? I can’t stop watching these! Have you seen the Death Proof one?

  5. Soylent Steve Says:

    How’d you get my picture?

    I’m embarrased. Had I known, I woulda had my nails done in something other than that half assed blue.

    Sigh……We live and learn Canacorn. We live and learn.

  6. mrcanacorn Says:

    Steve, it not the french manicure you should be ashamed of…let’s talk out of the box dye job, ripped jeans, and what’s up with the “rock star” hoodie? Christ, have some self respect. I don’t care if you’re “just going to the grocery store” or you’re spending the day measuring dicks…always look your best!

    For shame….for shame.

  7. Soylent Steve Says:

    I know, I know. I hate freedom manicures (and the fact that I know what one is) but I love a good hoodie.

    As you so nobley pointed out, yes, I dye my roots brunette…I’ll admit to that much.

    Anyway, I gotta get busy. Cocks don’t measure themselves you know.

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