News Flash!

nf We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you a brief update on Kenley Collins.

I know, I know, we’re at the end of Pam Grier Week, but this just makes me so happy…

So, if you haven’t heard by now, my most favorite jerk to ever grace my tee vee screen with her giant teeth and retro hair was arrested on Wednesday and charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon.

And get this…the weapon in question was her fucking cat.

fluff-attack5x Peep this story from the NEW YORK POST:

“Project Runway” finalist Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat, authorities said today.

After throwing the feline, a laptop computer, and three apples at Zak Penley, Collins, 26, was charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon.

“It was a miscommunication,” Collins told The Post after getting released without bail from Brooklyn Supreme Court yesterday morning.

“Fights happen, And that’s that. There is no case.”

According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head.

She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.

“You’re lucky, it could have been worse,” Collins told Penley after the blow, according to sources.

Collins and Penley, an artist and musician who penned a song called “CAT?” for her Project Runway finale, were to be married in October.


Nice, huh? What the story neglects to mention is that Zak Penley is a pussy (no pun intended).

5 Responses to “News Flash!”

  1. The Wife Says:

    I think it’s better that it ended this way… had they gone ahead with the wedding… she would have been Kenley Penley…

  2. bwanavoodoo Says:

    Sometimes I enjoy a little angry pussy in my face.

  3. aunt john Says:

    This story made my day. I was hoping Smoking Gun or someone would post her beautiful mugshot, but no dice. Here she is in cuffs.

  4. mrcanacorn Says:

    I know, Auntie…mine too! I hadn’t seen the picture of her in cuffs…awesome.

    But there just HAS to be a pic of her mugshot out there!

  5. ST3 Says:

    I think it’s important to note that if they get married and if she takes his last name, she will be known as Kenley Penley.

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