80s Prom Awesomeness

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Who's Bad?

Who's Bad?

Well guess which bodacious couple crashed the 80s prom at the Austin Country Club?

If you’re like, “The Canacorns, duh.”

Then I’d be all like, “No shit, Sherlock!”

Of course it was us!

I was a worried that my suit was a little too much early 90s Robert Van Winkle and not enough late 80s Corey Feldman…but no one seemed to notice…so whatevs

The Wife was looking like a stone cold fox…what with the tan lines, crunchy bangs and the 7 month baby belly:

Goin' on a Manhunt!

Goin' on a Manhunt!

And like Mr. and Mrs. H, we looked gorgeous!

Bring On The Dancing Horses

Bring On The Dancing Horses

But we didn’t go alone…oh no…we brought friends! Say hello to Kyle and Ashley Carrington! (See more of these kooks HERE!)

The Way It Is

The Way It Is

We posed for a few pics outside before heading inside Casa Canacorn for a few drinks…

Is it Raining Men?

Is it Raining Men?

Meeting In The Ladie's Room

Meeting In The Ladie's Room

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

These boys Like To Party All The Time

These boys Like To Party All The Time

Alright, enough loosening up for the drive…let’s cross the tracks and get our Prom on! And what a fancy prom it was! There was all sorts of booze and snacks…they even had sliders!

Hurts So Good

Hurts So Good

Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Belly?

Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Belly?

After chowing down it was time for some authentic 80s dancing to our totally radical 80s cover band, The Neomaxizoomdweebies (Uh, truth be told, I don’t remember what they were called)!

These guys had The Eye Of The Tiger

These guys had The Eye Of The Tiger

Getting Physical!

Getting Physical!

Lets Dance!

Lets Dance!



Even though none of us were crowned King and Queen, we still had a great time…you know, just like the Brat Packers used to have back in the good old 1980s!

Oh, we even got a prom picture!

Just The Two Of Us

Just The Two Of Us

17 Responses to “80s Prom Awesomeness”

  1. iasa Says:

    Fuck’n A Dude!

  2. Darius Whiteplume Says:

    Totally tubular. I love the bloody noses! ’80s coke use, I am guessing?

  3. Yum-Yum Says:

    Awesome laugh in the picture labeled “These boys Like To Party All The Time.” (The awesomeness increases tenfold if something was sincerely funny.)

  4. mrcanacorn Says:

    @Iasa: Fuckin’ A is right!

    @DW: Ashley and Kyle’s “rusty pipes” left many a party goer confused and concerned…it was pretty hilarious watching people trying to subtly wipe their own noses as a polite heads up.

    And, get this, The Wife’s pregnant belly was mistaken for a joke most of the evening….weird crowd.

    @Yum-Yum: I can’t lie to you…the laugh was totally bogus. I have yet to hear, see, or say anything that could make me laugh like that….but I’m still waiting.

  5. Tenebrous Kate Says:

    I love everything about this–you all rule so much. That which can be over-done, SHOULD be over-done, and you overdid it to perfection. Kudos times a million to all involved!

  6. Myrtle Says:

    The Austin Nu-80’s scene sucks. You guys didn’t even do 80’s right in the 80’s….

    – Gnarly Myrt

  7. Soylent Steve Says:

    Ummm…looks like Brian Austin Green dressed like Corey Feldman and is dating your wife.

    Tough break Mr. C.

    Steve 80

  8. mrcanacorn Says:

    @TK: Thanks lady! We had a blast…but we usually do.

    @Myrts Gnarlsberg: Your disdain for Austin, my friends and me has been duly noted…in red ink…in my personal injury book. And let me tell you, I’m running out of room on your page, little miss Grody McGrodyton!

    @SS: Heh…ass…see it? That’s you. 🙂

  9. Myrtle Says:

    Don’t take offense – I still like Austin and your friends better than Boston and Steve’s one imaginary friend…..

    I was thinking about flying out there in October to go to the record show, but it’s my little bro’s 16th b-day that weekend, and SOMEONE has to pay for the stripper…..

  10. Darius Whiteplume Says:

    The wife and I were thinking of tripping to Austin sometime. Now that I know you’re there, well, New Orleans is sounding better and better 😀

    Joking, of course.

    We were trying to think of a good time when there is nothing going on, well nothing huge. Second week of Fall semester kinda lazy town thing. I like to pretend I am a local. I go to the grocery store, that kind of shit. 🙂

  11. Soylent Steve Says:

    OK Betty and Veronica…

    -Boston isn’t ready for the Valley Girl stylings of Myrtle. We don’t consider California Pizza Kitchen to be culture. Like totally grotty. Sorry.

    @ Mr. C….(you get to be Veronica) there are TWO S’s in Ass! So there! (that made sense in my “today’s snappy comebacks in my mind shower sequence” this morning. I think it’s still somehow pretty good probably)

    Mr. Whitefeather…Austin is fucking teaming with rabid bats and misguided hipsters. It’s 100 square miles surrounded by reality. In the words of the great Phil Collins….”Oh, think twice.” Or better yet, Ron Nasty…”You’d better think twice, or at least once more.”

    Fuck. I’m tired of giving this shit away for free. Someone please send me money and early 80’s porn.

  12. iasa Says:

    Hello, is this the dishwasher repair man? Can you come over right away and bring the pizza delivery boy with you.

  13. Soylent Steve Says:

    I spilled my cold drink all over my pants while I was cleaning the pool Ma’am.

  14. mrcanacorn Says:

    Myrt, you can never offend me. The record shows are pretty cool, but everything is waaaaay overpriced…save your money for strippers.

    I get to be Veronica? Score! Oh, wait…

    Steve, you pretty much nailed Austin, but since I’m living in Texas, Austin is the best place to be….but I still miss Beantown…Hooray for slavery and the good ol’ American entrepreneurial spirit! Boston rules!

    And I can’t tell all of you how much I appreciate this comment section turning into a 80s porn video…Thanks, boners! 🙂

  15. Myrtle Says:

    Speaking of 80’s porn, can we have a moment of silence for Marilyn Chambers?

    BTW Stevie – grody is spelled with “d” not “tt’s”

  16. Darius Whiteplume Says:

    My wife asked if yours new her dress was see-through. I have not mentioned this personally because I have been ogling.

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