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Fetish Fridays! Ready To Drop And NSFW

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What a special time in a woman’s life…sure there’s the mild annoyances of morning sickness, heartburn, fatigue, stretch marks, spider veins, hot flashes, hemorrhoids, and leg cramps…but there’s also some great benefits!

Sure, sure, there’s the whole nurturing a new life inside of your body thing…but we all know the real joy of pregnancy is women transforming into “full blown preggo fuck-tarts with stomachs the size of beach umbrellas and tits the size of watermelons with milk leaking from grapefruit sized nipples bangin’ with a wild abandon brought on by nine months of raging hormones!”

Preggo fuck tarts? Subtlety is obviously not the internets’ strong suit.

Um look, internets, I don’t mean to be a contrarian here, but is this whole maiesiophilia thing really that big a deal?

Thanks, Professor G!

Thanks, Professor G!

Let’s do some research with Professor Google…what if I type “pregnant porn” into my search bar?

Oh, I get a pic of this blond baby-filled beauty and some links to sites like, Hot Pregnant Girls Fucking, Pregnant Hardcore Sex, Knocked Up Pussies, and the ever popular Preggos Sucking Cocks!

Where to click first? Hot Pregnant Girls Fucking sounds pretty straight forward, but I’m gonna’ push it to the limit and choose the delightfully named She Got Knocked Up!

Check it, I don’t know who this gal is but she seems to know me and every other dude on the internet! Here’s what she has to say.

Hey guys, welcome to my site! I’m only 18 years old and 100% pregnant! I’m not faking it at all! Inside u will find tons of pictures & videos of me and my large belly that u can download. Was it you that knocked me up? Join now & find out if i’m your baby’s momma!

Um…excuse me? Could you repeat that last part, honey?

Was it you that knocked me up? Join now & find out if i’m your baby’s momma!”

Um….er….uh…

I don't even know your name...

I don't even know your name...

Christ, did I have sex with this girl and get her pregnant? Is she my baby’s momma? I doubt it….I mean, I’ve never even seen her before in my life…does she look familiar to you?

She certainly does look 100% preggers…Obviously not faking….but I swear I had nothing to do with her current predicament!

But can I really be sure? Maybe I should join her site?

I mean, just to clear my name…

These Fetish Fridays are getting all into my mind grapes and seriously starting to fuck with me…I’m feeling all Max Renn and shit…

Seriously not cool, internets…

Steinberg And Son

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And then there was that time when John Larroquette wore a fake mustache and starred as Murray in the all Jewish production of Steinberg And Son in front of a live studio audience…

Is there anything he can’t do?

What’s The Deal With Clare’s Hair?

Hey, y’all remember that time when Valerie hung out at the beach house with Donna and creepy crossed eyed Clare to watch gymnastics and Val totally pretended to get drunk so she could spend the night in Kelly‘s room and read her journal?

And remember when Val told Clare that Kelly had written some mean things about Clare‘s hair in her journal?

I know Val only did it to get back at Kelly for getting back together with Brandonagain…but seriously, someone had to tell Clare…she’s been a fucking mess this season.

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Looks like a certain someone needs to renew her subscription to the Sophisticate’s Hairstyle Guide already.

And…uh, Donna honey….you gotta’ stop hanging around with Clare. She’s just bringing you down. Okay? Okay.

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I Carried A Watermelon

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Watch the trailer HERE!

Via Celluloid Slammer

Is It Me You’re Looking For?

Oh wow, nice Milan Williams bust!

Oh wow, nice Milan Williams bust!

Here’s a Canacorn fun fact…actually, it’s more of a Canacorn confession:

I didn’t know Lionel Richie was in The Commodores until 1995.

Yeah…I know. He was only the fucking front man of one of the biggest funk/soul bands of the 1970s.

Sue me.

Anyway, you guys remember the video for The Black Barry Manilow‘s super awesome ballad, “Hello“?

You know, the one where “there’s something going on in the sculpture class“?

You don’t?!

Well, shit, let’s watch it now!

Wouldn’t it be cool to try and sculpt Lionel’s bust blindfolded?

Well, the fine folks at Lean Mean Fighting Machine thought so…and they made a video…I think you ought to check it out (make sure you watch the whole thing to see the amazing results)!

Wow! They’re all wonderful. All those kids get an A++++!

Do The Hammerlock, You Turkeynecks!

The Wrestler Who Made Milwaukee Famous, Reggie “The Crusher” Lisowski

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And 60s garage rockers, The Novas, classic tribute:

You know, there really needs to be more wrestlers like The Crusher and more songs about wrestling…