Fetish Fridays! Wha…No Porn?

ARRR! This here grog is good in me gullet!

ARRR! This here grog is good in me gullet!

You heard me! It’s a pornless Fetish Fridays here at Awesomeness this week. (This is a lie…there will be one porn pic at the very end of this post.)

I know, I know, I’m totally killing my 400 plus views a day by leaving out the heaving hooters, the slippery snatches, and the cream filled cocks, but sometimes even I need a break.

But don’t worry too much…you know Canacorn always delivers…

…and today I bring you some Fist-Pumping Rawk-n-Roll For All Three Sexes!”!

Have you heard about a little band from Austin called…wait for it

Tranny plus Danzig, y'all!

Tranny plus Danzig, y'all!

I mean, how could I resist? As soon as a buddy pointed out their flyer to me, I just knew Tranzig deserved a mention on Awesomeness…and FF seemed like the perfect spot for a transgendered Danzig cover band.

Am I right or am I right?

Unfortunately, Tranzig (Jesus, I laugh every time I type it) doesn’t have any videos up…soooooo, I had to find another band somewhat similar to Tranzig that did…you know, just to round out this post.

I can’t just leave y’all with a FF that only has one pic of a flyer and a link to a tranny Danzig MySpace page.

I mean, I already cut out the porn (Once again, this is a lie. Just scroll down to the end of the post for your beloved porn), y’all deserve a little more.

Like…an all gay tribute to Black Flag! They’re called…wait for it

An absolutely FABULOUS tribute to Black Flag!

An absolutely FABULOUS tribute to Black Flag!

Oh man…these boys are too much! They’re even gayer than Black Flag was when Henry Rollins fronted the band!

I’ll let Liberace and Bugger explain:

Nice. Now how about a song?

Now that was awesome!

Okay, okay…I can tell you guys are getting restless…and you’re ready for your promised porn…

Careful what you wish for

Click the pic for a closer look...

Click the pic for a closer look...

See, it’s a panel from some comic where a shemale Elvira has been arrested by a shemale cop for practicing witchcraft. Seems like she cast a spell “morphing” her “beautiful nipples” into “giant cocks“…which is totally illegal under section 13.5 A of the County Witchcraft Provision! And her punishment is a severe “cock fucking” with an UltraQuip 24 in. rubber grip, side handle police batonall the way down to her balls“…wow…really? WTF?

Have a great weekend!

8 Responses to “Fetish Fridays! Wha…No Porn?”

  1. Soylent Steve Says:

    Great stuff Mr. C.

    Forget all that “cancel my subscription” talk.

    -Steve

  2. Laura Shemale Says:

    After all, how much missionary can most people take Yet somehow fetish remains the last frontier. Laura Shemale

  3. Myrtle Says:

    You didn’t know about Black Fag? Even I knew about them, and I’m not even a Steve-like fag!

    – Dykey Myrt

  4. mrcanacorn Says:

    @Steve: it was the dick nipples that brought you back wasn’t it?

    @Myrt: I sure didn’t! Those boys are awesome! Their live shows look high-larious! Have you seen them in the flesh?

  5. Darius Whiteplume Says:

    I had forgotten how gay “The Wild One” was. 🙂

  6. Myrtle Says:

    Have you seen this?

  7. mrcanacorn Says:

    @DW: No shit! Time to revisit with a new perspective.

    @Myrt: No I hadn’t. But now I am a bit more complete thanks to La Bionda.

  8. Tranzig Says:

    Thanks for the shoutout! We expect you to see you at our next show! I(Tranzig) will be at Black Fag, you should go too! I salute you sir.

    In Transition,

    Tranzig


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