Junior Cryptozoologist

Goat sucker, y'all!

Goat sucker, y'all!

I know things have been awfully quiet around Awesomeness and The Bride lately, but my newborn son and I have been out hunting the elusive Chupacabra.

So far we’ve had no luck in locating the rascally goat sucker, but we did run across a Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris outside of the Babies R Us this weekend.

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So, keep your shirts on, boners….I’ll be back with all your beloved pornography as soon as we get a Chupacabra head mounted on my boy’s wall.

9 Responses to “Junior Cryptozoologist”

  1. yaz Says:

    that big rat kinda looks like peaches…seems pretty good on that harness. maybe i should trade her in for a big wire haired rat??

    • mrcanacorn Says:

      I wish I had a monkey in a cowboy outfit that could ride that thing around in my back yard…Hey, I wonder if The Son could ride Peaches?

  2. art_thief Says:

    When your kid comes down with Capybaral Flu, at least we’ll have this picture to identify patient zero. Dr. House will save him, though.

    • mrcanacorn Says:

      Oh God….there’s a Chupacabra Flu?! Do I have to shoot The Son in the head if he catches it?

  3. bwanavoodoo Says:

    I don’t get it. Are you still gonna do the Mr. Fetish?

    • mrcanacorn Says:

      Yeah, I think so…but now that I have a kid, I’m thinking FF should be geared more for children. Maybe some Mother Goose erotic fan fiction…or Sesame Street furry porn…we’ll see.

  4. Myrtle Says:

    Babies always work great for Chup Bait!

  5. Yum-Yum Says:

    Congratulations. It looks like you’ve produced a healthy human offspring.

  6. Tenebrous Kate Says:

    Aww jeepers! I fall behind on my blog-reading and I miss this awesome capybara-and-baby picture post! And I spent a full two minutes trying to come up with a capybara word jumble that involved the word “baby” before realizing there is only one “b” in “capybara.” It’s quittin’ time all right.

    But–most importantly–congrats, New Dad Canacorn 😀

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