With all the big budget films and movie parodies being cranked out by the adult industry, you’d think someone would pull their head out of their ass (or someone’s ass) and finally make this fucking masterpiece already?!
I know BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA already exists as a porno…but there’s no evil magician, mysterious underworld, or kung-fu masters in it!
Just an “..interracial cast of petite cuties love having their tight and tasty little vaginas stretched to the limit by men with big dicks. The only trouble is finding them big enough to satisfy the insatiable appetites of these nymphomaniacs!”
In addition to all the straight sex, there could be something for everyone…
Imagine a The Three Storms three-way for the gay and bi-curious audience?
You could even have a Gerontophilia (look it up) scene between David Lo Pan and Gracie Law for the more adventurous!
How about a record setting gang bang alleyway scene with the Wing Kong and a lucky green-eyed Chinese lady?
And don’t even get me started on what could be done with this little feller:
The possibilities are fucking endless…Seriously, someone make this….sheesh.
*Oh, I’m not sure who made the BTILV poster…but someone did, so, thanks whoever you are!