I know, I know, where the fuck have I been and what’s up with stuff, right?
Which means not much time for dicking around on the internets or watching many movies…and certainly not much time for blogging.
I have been visiting my old haunts (see the links in yon sidebar)…but more as a lurker than a commenter…so don’t be offended if you haven’t heard from lil’ ol’ me as of late.Anyhoo, I did want to check in with youse guys to tell you about a new show I caught on The Travel Channel the other night.
It’s called Bite ME With Dr. Mike!
Who’s Dr. Mike? Well, that’s the good doctor in the picture…the guy holding the handful of Giant Intestinal Roundworms that he just shit out of his ass….seriously…I saw him do it on the teevee.
So, this bat shit insane crazy man that claims to be a Dr. goes to Third World Countries and eats dirty food, drinks filthy water, and lets all sorts of bugs and animals chew on his flesh…all in the name of SCIENCE…or whatever.
It’s truly fascinating….and Dr. Mike is so goddamn enthusiastic about getting leeches attached to his back and ass, drinking the “brown soup of excrement and industrial effluents” that is the Ganges River, and getting caught in the middle of a monkey gang fight, that the show has become a Casa Canacorn favorite after only one episode!
That’s right, you heard me…monkey gangs had a rumble and Dr. Mike was in a “drive by” biting.
You can’t make this shit up…
Oh, peep the teaser to the episode I saw:
Anyway, I just wanted to let you kids know that I’m alive and to hip y’all to crazy Dr. Mike and his amazing ass worms….
*yeah, still trying to make that work….