You know what I was thinking about this morning?
Probably not…so I’ll tell ya’.
I was thinking about that armpit molester from Singapore and how he got 14 years in jail and caned 18 times for sniffing the pits of 23 different females!
To be honest, unsolicited sniffing was not his only crime…in addition to sniffing his victims’ armpits he also fondled a 13-year-old AND exposed himself to that 53 year old….but that’s not important right now!
What is important is today’s celebration of one of the most underrated erogenous zones of the body…no, no, not the rectouterine pouch, you kooky kids, THE ARMPITS!
Hairy, shaved, gay, straight, sweaty, smelly, male, female….Armpits and armpit exposing fashions are hot, hot, hot!
Everyone is rockin’ the tank, tube top, A-shirt, or some form of sleeveless T!
Shit, some people are even going topless for maximum erotic armpit exposure!
The young and the old are going apeshit for armpits!
Seriously, I can’t leave the house or turn on my computer without having my eyeballs assaulted by untamed, debauched, epicurean acts of axilla flashing, shaving, sniffing, licking, sucking and fucking….
That’s right, I said fucking!
People are actually fucking each others armpits.
And I think the world is a better place because of it…that and the Zubaz pants comeback…but that’s just me.