Fetish Fridays! NSFW And It’s The Pits!

armvag You know what I was thinking about this morning?

Probably not…so I’ll tell ya’.

I was thinking about that armpit molester from Singapore and how he got 14 years in jail and caned 18 times for sniffing the pits of 23 different females!

To be honest, unsolicited sniffing was not his only crime…in addition to sniffing his victims’ armpits he also fondled a 13-year-old AND exposed himself to that 53 year old….but that’s not important right now!

What is important is today’s celebration of one of the most underrated erogenous zones of the body…no, no, not the rectouterine pouch, you kooky kids, THE ARMPITS!

pitlick

It’s Summertime, and exposed pits are all the rage in my town! Unconcealed underarms are hotter than Zubaz pants and full print t-shirts these days!

asiaHairy, shaved, gay, straight, sweaty, smelly, male, female….Armpits and armpit exposing fashions are hot, hot, hot!

Everyone is rockin’ the tank, tube top, A-shirt, or some form of sleeveless T!

Shit, some people are even going topless for maximum erotic armpit exposure!

The young and the old are going apeshit for armpits!

Seriously, I can’t leave the house or turn on my computer without having my eyeballs assaulted by untamed, debauched, epicurean acts of axilla flashing, shaving, sniffing, licking, sucking and fucking….

That’s right, I said fucking!

People are actually fucking each others armpits.

Click to watch!

Click to watch!

And I think the world is a better place because of it…that and the Zubaz pants comeback…but that’s just me.

These pants are the same pants that were worn by pro athletes, rock stars, kings and queens, and anybody who Dared to be Different.

These pants are the same pants that were worn by pro athletes, rock stars, kings and queens, and anybody who Dared to be Different.

Canacorn out!

7 Responses to “Fetish Fridays! NSFW And It’s The Pits!”

  1. Soylent Steve Says:

    Asia shaving her pits is waaay more exciting than one of her dad’s over rated crapfest movies. Than again so is shopping for curtain rods,

    Yep. I said it.

    And I fantasize about pit fucking a chick while she flaps and makes fart noises with my cock.

    I also said that. Just then. See it?

    Nifty.

  2. Myrtle Says:

    I used to be the bomb at making arm-pit farts (I know, a shocker!), but then I developed big, luscious, round, soft breasts and I couldn’t do it anymore cause they would get in the way.

    I also couldn’t boogie board anymore 😦

    BTW – Great to see FF again! But it’s still not as great as MY Friday entry 😉

  3. Myrtle Says:

    I wonder if the Zebra Man from Heavy Metal Parking Lot got his outfit from that guy?

  4. Soylent Steve Says:

    ORDER TO CEASE AND DESIST.

    Stop the Fetish Friday thing because of my client Soylent Steve thought of Fekkish Fridays all first and now you are copying him.

    Quit it or we’ll go all Revenge of the Nerds alternate ending on you where the nerds lose which is what really would have happened anyways.

    Yours,

    Timothy “Timdog” Flaherty

    Offices of Timdog, Sulldog and Schwartz-bo

  5. Soylent Steve Says:

    Myrtle.

    “big, luscious, round, soft breasts?”

    I have Hootie and The Blowfish tix for this Saturday.

    We’re gonna be tailgating pre-concert with a keg.

    Interested?

    Timdog

  6. McBeardo’s Midnight Movies » Linksploitation: September 29, 2009 Says:

    […] The pornogrofication of the armpit (also the source of the Basket Case pajamas). (Awesomeness for Awesome’s Sake) […]

  7. Knarf Black Says:

    Never trust a chick with a vagina in her armpit. In all likelihood it has a blood sucking penis inside that will give you rabies and destroy most of Canada.

    Thanks, stem cells. Thanks a fucking lot.


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