“Another Friday, another fetish.”That was my first thought as I woke up this morning. It was a real “Time to make the donuts” moment…I was all Fred The Baker as I hauled my tired ass out of bed and into the shower.
What to do? What fetish to report?
Pantyhose? Naw, boring.
Cum Worship? Bleh, too early in the day for me.
Vaginal tanning? Not this week.Damn…I’m at a loss here people. I hate to disappoint…let’s see. I wonder if people want to have sex with extraterrestrials?
I mean, there’s got to be one or two freakazoids out there, right?
Let’s do some “research” and find out!
(Imagine me clicking around on the internet for all of…oh, I don’t know…30 FUCKING SECONDS!!!)
You want E.T. as a male?
Or as a female (and by female, I mean a giant burnt up turd with a vagina)?
Fuck, me. I gotta’ go to work. Be careful out there today, kids…you never know if the person you’re standing next to at the Starbucks once had sex with someone in a E.T. costume…on video….and uploaded it to the internet…so everyone could see…
Thanks to Population Paste for being the first site to pop up for today’s research on “E.T. porn“.