We’re gonna keep the testosterone pumping today, kids!
Can I get a, “FUCK YEAH?!”
I said, “Can I get a FUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYEEEEAAAHHHH?!”
Alright…alright! I got one thing to say to a special someone who’s out in motherfuckin’ Washington DC tonight! I think we all know her and know how she feels about Heavy Fucking Metal muuuusssicc!
How she feeeeeels about OUR FUCKING MUSIC…
That’s right…that’s right….I got one fucking thing to say to a little miss Tipper Goooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!
Alright…alright! Okay, you crazy motherfuckers…one more song and then we’re out of here! Do you have a thing for womeeeeeeeeeeeen? Well if you do, then you’re like me…more than a man…more than an animal…
You’re a FUCKING MANIMAL!
You crazy fuckers are the best here at AWESOMENESS! We’re W.A.S.P. and we love you…keep…on…ROCKIN’!!
*We here at Awesomeness do NOT encourage our readers to live the Rock and Roll lifestyle…it’s bad for you…seriously, just ask Chris: