No Fucking Way…

Do you guys have that friend that has seen just about every awesome movie ever made? I actually have a couple…sometimes they say things that sound like fantastical, made-up, beautiful, nonsense…like this:

FRIEND: “I saw a great Caesar Romero flick called LATITUDE ZERO recently. Pretty bizarre Japanese thing with man-bats, flying lions, submarines. Definitely recommended.

What?! No way this is real…it just sounds too damn awesome…oh wait…

Fuck…..