Rocktober! Day 3

METAL!

HORROR!

MOLOCH!

Rocktober Day 3 brings you His Satanic MajestyMOLOCH!

I seriously had NO idea this existed. Much thanks to Bwana for his awesome Rocktober suggestion to include Donny Most‘s horrifically metal appearance on CHiPs!

There’s so much awesomeness in this clip, it boggles my mind! Here’s a few of my favorite things…feel free to share your own…

1. Officer Kathy Linahan’s (Tina Gayle) voice.

2. Everyone in the crowd…especially the old rocker dude.

3. The mustachioed, shirtless, Peter Criss-ish drummer.

Man Eaters

Yesterday, my favorite Uncle over at Kindertrauma actually called Roz “Pinky Tuscadero” Kelly scary….now this is out of context, but come on! Sure, she’s got Man Eater written all over that 70s body…but that’s nothing to be afraid of, right? I know my 5 year old mind was blown when I saw her strutting around in those white shorty-shorts and competing in a (men only) demolition derby without a fucking helmet!


What’s the matter little boy, scared of a full grown woman?

Thinking of Pinky brought back all sorts of Happy Days memories…The Malachi Brothers‘ devastating move: The Malachi Crunch, the day Richie almost died, and of course…

Leather Tuscadero!!

Rocker chick, Suzi Quatro

You know, Leather was only in 7 episodes of Happy Days, but that was enough to firmly plant a solid crush in my young melon (and I totally was crushing on her sister as well…see above).

Enough with the Happy Dayslet’s rock!

Daytona Demon

And thanks to Suzi, the world was given the boner inducing band…THE RUNAWAYS! There’s so much to say about this killer band, but some of us have day jobs to get to…so here’s a video…I think it says it all.

Cherry Bomb

Man, I love me some rocker chicks!