THE ROOM Week: Lisa’s Beautiful Tits

roomwk It’s Friday!

I’m sorry to say there won’t be a Fetish Fridays! post today…

Hold on, don’t get all pissy now…I’m not going to leave you pud pullers and muff buffers without some dirty pictures on the 5th day of THE ROOM Week!

What kind of a man do you think I am? I wouldn’t leave y’all hanging! Not when there’s some beautiful naked flesh to be had! That’s right, I said, beautiful…and naked.

If you didn’t know, EVERYONE thinks Lisa is beautiful…don’t believe me?

Watch this:

So to celebrate Lisa’s beauty let’s take a gander at Juliette Danielle‘s tits!

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Wow…she is so beautiful.

THE ROOM Week: Scotchka!

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Hey, lookee there! I actually made it to day 2 of THE ROOM Week!

Now I know some of you out there like to have a few beers or a box of wine to give you that much needed liquid assist to sit through an entire movie in one viewing…and that’s cool…but when watching THE ROOM you can’t just beer bong your way through a six pack or sip on one of your older sister’s wine coolers!

Oh no, my little boozed up boners! You need a real drink! A drink that has has some bite! A drink that will put hair on your chest and fire in your loins!

You need a Scotchka!

I’m sure those of you that haven’t seen THE ROOM yet are wondering, “What the fuck’s a Scotchka?”

I’ll tell ya’! It is a unique mixed drink found only in one movie…and it’s consumed in only one scene…but once you’ve seen it, you’ll never forget it!

You see, in THE ROOM, our hero, Johnny, was passed over on the big bank promotion (even though he’s saved that son of a bitch bundles)! And he feels like a fool…luckily, his bride to be, Lisa, knows just what he needs…a super special drink.

A Scotchka!

It is quite possibly the best alcoholic drink ever created…and today, I’m gonna’ teach you how to make it!

First: Pour yourself two to three fingers of room temperature
Clan MacGregor Blended Scotch Whisky (it has a smooth light taste, it’s hangover friendly, and cheap) in an old fashioned tumbler.
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Second: Fix one up for a friend…(only alcoholics drink alone!)
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Third: Add approximately two to three fingers of Smirnoff® Red LabelVodka straight from the freezer!
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Fourth: Do NOT stir, shake, mix or blend! These bad boys are ready for consumption right out of the bottle!

Now that you’ve made yourself (and a friend) a refreshing Scotchka, here’s how to drink it:

Oh, before you go enjoying your Scotchka, don’t forget to eat…You gotta’ put that bottom in! Drinking on an empty stomach is a bad idea. I suggest you get a pizza! But not just any pizza…Try Johnny’s favorite pie! It’s half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto, light on the cheese, heaven in a box!

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Get your friend to taste their Scotchka first…If your friend protests, just remind him/her that if they love you, they will drink itand it tastes good!
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Make a toast…preferably to “how right you are” and “to having fun”!

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After a glass or two you’ll be tired, wasted, in love, and ready to sloppy drunk fuck the night away…guaranteed!

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Trust me (and Lisa)…it works every time!