There’s a sucker born every minute.

**I move away from the mic to breathe in

That’s right, I couldn’t resist. The interweb made me do it. I spent 2 whole dollars on Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr Pepper. And, I hate Dr. Pepper. I’m not even in to soda…too sweet for me, but Cherry Chocolate Rain has been stuck in my head for days!

So I guess you’re wondering, “How’s it taste?”

Er, agh, bleh.

The Wife summed up CCDDP’s unique flavor profile as, “A diet scratch and sniff sticker.”

That’s about right.