I May Not Always Love You…

Let’s take a romantical trip down memory lane…

Before The Wife was The Wife, she was just a girl at the record shop that I was totally crushing on. Sure, we were both in relationships with other people, but they just weren’t working out anymore. We totally realized we were falling in love when QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE rocked our socks off with what became our first song.


When The Wife and I were dating, I was really into The Beach Boys, PET SOUNDS. The whole album makes me go all dreamy for The Wife, but it’s really all about that first song on side 2. She didn’t know how I felt about this song until we were watching BIG LOVE and I told her how it makes me think of her….Boy, did I get a look after that first line in the song…


Well, you know the old saying, “First comes love, then comes marriage,” right? That’s exactly what happened to us! We needed a special wedding song to really capture how the both of us feel about each other. And who knows more about love than Dolly, Kenny, and The Brothers Gibb?


There you go, I hope everyone has a HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY…and if you’re one of those people who don’t dig on V-Day, I’m sorry to hear that…maybe some day you’ll change your mind.

I’m going to take a page out of my buddy Catherine’s book and sign off with:

Love, Mr. Canacorn

Two For Tuesdays

Back in high school I had a girlfriend who turned me on to all sorts of girly music…you know, the kind of music you’d never listen to in front of your guy friends…Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Smiths, XTC, and all the other fey alternative bands “hardcore dudes” would sneer at and call “gay.” Which is funny, since we were all listening to this stuff in our cars or behind closed doors thanks to our girlfriends…anyway, one of the bands I was introduced to was WE’VE GOT A FUZZBOX AND WE’RE GONNA USE IT also known as FUZZBOX.

Spirit in the Sky…live on teevee:

Love Is The Slug: