Serious Lack Of Awesomeness For You

back_to_school Hey boners,

I hate to tell y’all this, but there’s gonna’ be a whole lot less Awesomeness around here for a while.

I know, I know, you’re crushed.

I understand your pain, but this Canacorn has got to get his act together and earn himself one of them there oral hygiene degrees sos I can be a highfalutin dental hygienist when I grow up!

Feel free to drop by any time, but don’t expect to see too many new posts.

You might want to hop on over to the newly stripped down version of The Bride Of Awesomeness for some NSFW pictures and the occasional video (all without the hassle of havin’ to be readin’ a bunch of stupid words) to get a glimpse of what’s runnin’ through my mind.

Sooooo, in closing, don’t forget to floss and only brush the ones you want to keep!

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“…pop culture awesomeness at it’s best”?

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT? It's a major award.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT? It's a major award.

Oh my…well…uh…I really wasn’t expecting this.

I just have a few people I’d like to thank.

First off, I’d like to thank Dre and Cube. I really couldn’t be as awesome as everyone says I am if it wasn’t for everything y’all taught me over the years.

Um…The Wife of course…I know, I know…you’re my everything, honey. Thanks for putting up with all the porn, 80s metal, and whatever other weird ass shit I find on the internet. I love you, you’re the best.

Oh, okay, I’m getting the “wrap it up“…um, thanks Becca at No Smoking In The Skull Cave, for bestowing this upon me…uh, I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy…heh…Wayne’s World….um, it really is an honor. I wish I really deserved it as much as you think I do. I’ll try harder…I promise!

Oh…and…uh…I’m just so proud to be part of such an amazing group of bloggers. I wouldn’t even know where to start if I had to give out such an award, but…uh…my admiration and respect goes out to my fellow recipients of this fine blue ribbon…uh…The Undead Film Critic…you’re awesome, man…completely DEAD-icated to the craft…keep it up! Uh…oh…those wild motherfuckers over at Deadlicious..um…great site guys, I can see why you wear masks…I’ve seen better heads on boils…heh, um…no seriously…heh. The Scandy Factory…truly a man with great taste in film and all of the arts…and by arts, I mean boobs. Um…okay, okay, I gotta’ wrap it up…check out Adventures In Nerdliness…and my other blog…um…The Bride Of Awesomeness for some hot internet action…um, okay…Thanks again!